THE
BLOBZENEGGER
Go to the f***ing gym!
An app for anyone who wants to get (and stay) fit.
Build your training plan →📱 App coming soon to iOS & Android
One creature. Its destiny in your hands.
Blobzenegger's entire existence depends on you training. He's your gains, made visible.
Show up, he grows
Skip, he becomes a potato
Vanish... and he dies
Get a training plan from Blob's coach
Not sure where to start? Five answers, one minute, and you get a week-by-week plan with the why behind every exercise — print it, or load it in the blobzenegger app.
WHAT'S THE GOAL?
DAYS A WEEK
WHERE ARE YOU AT?
WHAT CAN YOU USE?
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