THE
BLOBZENEGGER
Go to the f***ing gym!
An app for anyone who wants to get (and stay) fit.
One creature. Its destiny in your hands.
Blobzenegger's entire existence depends on you training. He's your gains, made visible.
Show up, he grows
Skip, he becomes a potato
Vanish... and he dies
Get a training plan from Blob's coach
Not sure where to start? Five taps, one minute, and you get a week-by-week plan with the why behind every exercise — print it, or load it in the Blobzenegger app.
WHAT'S THE GOAL? · PICK ANY
DAYS A WEEK
HOW LONG PER SESSION?
WHERE ARE YOU AT?
WHAT CAN YOU USE?
Optional — helps the coach tailor this. Skip anything you'd rather not share.
AGE
HEIGHT
WEIGHT
SEX
ANY INJURIES THE COACH SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?0/500
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, REALLY?0/200
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